Case File: I am Sofa King Wee Stad Ed

You ever play a video game, know you're about to lose and eventually restart the damned thing?

That's what I did with life. I pressed the big fucking restart button, which doesnt actually do anything in the sense of allowing me to travel back in time, but it gives me a new perspective.

New ideas.

New goals.

My dear readers (or lack thereof), stay tuned.